Can She Upgrade Me: Man's Only Question on Love & Marriage!!

Seems like every girl and her sister, wants to be married these days.  And fellas notice the thirst out there.  But the question every man must ask himself is; can she upgrade me.  Unlike women, men look for very practical signs for needing to marry.  And having three kids together, don't always equal a good enough reason for tying the knot.  Hopefully, in this posting, we can get to the bottom of the upgrade relationship principle.

Eve caused Adam to be evicted from his home; fired from his job; and strain the relationship he had with the only family he knew.  Yet the Good book never speaks of Adam talking bad about Eve or having any type of evil anger towards her.  Why, you ask.  Maybe it's because Adam knew Eve's whole point of getting him to eat that forbidden fruit, was to upgrade him.  And as he left the garden that he was evicted from, it was admitted by God, that Adam was now an equal with Him.  Upgrades are important!

Ever since Beyonce dropped the "Upgrade U" track, dudes have been searching high and low for reasons to marry longtime girlfriends; and rightfully so.  Any dude with half a brain can struggle alone.  What's the point of matrimony.  Can she bring something to the table that will make him better; can she bring something to the table that will aid him in completing his purpose in life.  Honestly, how can a possible marriage benefit a man's life.  The answer to that, is very important to all men.

Contrary to popular opinion, if Johnny has a table with four chairs already, meeting a girl with the same won't be enough motivation for Johnny to marry.  Now, if said girl had a table cloth and an ability to decorate Johnny's table, and make it pretty; then Johnny might consider some things!!  Every smart Johnny knows that deals are made at the table.  And when guests see the table, they see the man behind the table!

 We must never forget that purpose is a man's meal of life, and partnership is a drink to help him digest that meal.  ANY TIME a man finds a woman that causes him to regurgitate the portion of meal he has already swallowed, he must release her.  But when he finds that one who taste good with his meal, AND helps his meal stay down, you better believe he will keep her. For she's not any ole gal.  That right there is an UPGRADE!

Rx.
Doctor Love